McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

• Sun and Water Are All Your Garden Needs to Grow. Except Not that Much Sun, and Also Way Less Water. 

• We’re A Small, Family-Owned Business And We No Longer Value Your Feedback

• Phishing Emails No 90s Kid Can Resist

• I Worked in Trump’s White House And I Want A Book Deal To Share The Horrors I Did Nothing To Stop

The Belladonna Comedy

• My Favorite Way to Make Money is By Returning Items I Just Bought

• Hurry! Our Semi-Annual Sale Happens Only 59 Times a Year

• A Trail Guide for Women Hiking the Corporate Career Path

• Congrats on Buying a New Car and Good Luck Leaving Our Parking Lot

• Our Oil & Gas Company Has A New Message This Earth Day: It’s On You To Save The World

• I’m a Five-Year-Old Child And All I Want Is To Get Through The Stress Of The Holiday Season

• How To Eat Clean

• Horrorscopes For Cuffing Season

• Rich Neighborhoods Named After The Flora & Fauna Destroyed During Construction

• Empowering Empowered Women

Others

Frazzled

• Buying the Perfect Spatula Will Transform You Into The Perfect Parent

Widget

• How To Start A Business Meeting When The Apocalypse Is Underway

Slackjaw

• I’d Love To Hang Out, But Only If It’s Super Convenient For Me

Weekly Humorist

• Email Reminders You Can Give So Your Colleague Will Finish The Project He’s Being Paid to Complete

• I Backpacked Across the Globe And Found Paradise And It Is The Open Office

• How An Avid Birder Describes A 0-0 Football Game Scoreboard